Monday, September 13, 2010

If i could pay someone........

Today when i was pulling in my garbage cans (and recycling bin thank you very much) I looked around my yard and thought: Go to hell. This yard is nuts. So many side yards and areas for weeds to grow wild. Now do not get me wrong my yard is great. With a awesome awning in the back and a great row of rose bushes. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, if I could pay someone to care for and landscape my yard it would really be a thing of beauty. So I got to thinkin, if you could pay someone to do something, anything what would it be? Also i would pay someone to blow out my hair every other day. Oh and a mani/pedia and massage once a week. So leave a comment, do not be shy I know you would pay someone to work you out in your sleep if it were possible.

9 comments:

  1. I would totally pay someone to cut my grass every week or every other week. Also, if I could afford it, I would pay a babysitter every week so Raymond and I could go on a date. Also, I would pay someone to wash my dishes. For real.

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  2. Hahaha! Soph, I literally laughed out loud at work when I read this. I feel the same way about my yard! It is half dead right now :(. I would also pay someone to take out the trash for me! Or follow us around and take pictures at fun events, since i'm so bad at that. lol

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  3. The two things I would most like right now are a personal chef to make beautiful healthy meals for my family and teach me all their secrets and a personal trainer that could whip my fat butt into shape!!!

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  4. I would pay someone to go to work for me so i could do whatever i wanted all day long!!! But i guess that doesn't really make sense now does it...

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  5. I would like someone to assess my wardrobe and clothing situation and spirit away everything that doesn't make me look awesome.

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  6. I would pay someone to make me delicious healthy dinners every single night. I would also pay someone to deep clean my house. I might also pay someone to invent a new way to never have to exercise ever again because it sucks. And lastly, I would pay someone to be my personal sewing coach and teach me a new sewing technique erry day.

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  7. I would pay someone to lightly scratch/tickle my back every night until I fall asleep. Honestly, I would pay a lot.

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  8. gross curtis.

    i do pay someone to clean my house. her name is emma, and we might love her more than our own children. but only because they do not know how to clean up anything. also she speaks spanish so nicely.

    jeff would totaly pay someone to keep our lawn and yard looking nice--he has such bad lawn envy of those retirement type lawn owners --but he is too cheap. i on the other hand could care less about dead lawn. i'm not evil, just water conciencious.

    i would pay someone to clean out my car every couple of days though. I swear even though I ban food and drink in my car like a nazi, somehow it still gets disasterous. My kids bring all sorts of crap in the car with them. You know, just in case we NEED a 14 foot transformer on our way to school. and vacuuming out a van takes the flexibility and agility of a pole dancer. which i am not. obviously. i teach primary.

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  9. I would pay someone to clean my kitchen, so that I could make all the baking messes I wanted, turn around, and have a clean kitchen to make messy all over again!

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