Have I mastered anything?
TEN THINGS I HAVE MASTERED
Guy Lebeda
1. Grilling chicken (the secret: "brine" the chicken first)
2. Making tomato soup (tip: heavy cream & fresh basil, &, oh yes, tomatoes fresh from the garden)
3. Writing with a fountain tip (pretend you are drawing)
4. Writing letters (the ink-on-paper kind)
5. Pointless conversations (please provide spacious front porch)
6. Making to-do lists (not to be confused with DOING to-do lists)
7. Long distance driving, alone
8. Non-porn web surfing (they filter the web at work)
9. Keeping the scorecard at baseball games
10 Procrastination (I usually start by making a list of some sort)
You know I love the the list reference in this list. Also what a well rounded dude you are Guy. Keep those lists a comin!
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I would like to have that tomato soup, please. Also, I would like the spacious front porch, as I, too, am very good at the expansive conversation.
ReplyDeleteI feel I need a list on how to master websurfing. This would be very useful to me, I feel!
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